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Why deceit? [24 Jul 2005|09:04pm]
Hello, RICHMOND VA USA!
For a long time I am not writing, decide to instead fight crime COVERT so no RICHMOND METRO PD is involved in my actions. Then, I take a vacation to MEXICO CITY, MX for visiting mi familia--Mama Matematico, my siblings. I am due for return to RICHMOND VA USA in one and one half day.

Today my good friend WEEV e-mail to me a link, says someone is lying about me! Says that someone named "EL SERPENTO" tries to bring evil to streets of RICHMOND VA USA. I see on "RVA" that he take picture with a IMPOSTOR, wearing my face, pretend to beat me! He have a BLOG, he parallel EVERYTHING. He says, MATEMATICO is not defender of RICHMOND VA USA. He says, CRIME RUN FREE IN STREETS.

EL MATEMATICO will not stand for this. When I come back home, EL SERPENTO will be attack where he live. Where he work. Where he stay. EL MATEMATICO IS PROTECTOR OF STREET. EL MATEMATICO IS RICHMOND LUCHISTE PROTECTOR. EL MATEMATICO IS A MAN ON A MISSION FROM JESU CHRISTE!
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ARE YOU ANGRY AT CANCER? [08 Apr 2005|12:20pm]

el matematico lives.

EL MATEMATICO VS. THE MONUMENT 10K - 7AM TO NOON
APRIL 9, 2005


Hello, Richmond VA USA. I know, it is a long time since I updated for you for reading. Let me make a long story very small: Richmond police don't want me to fight crime, so they put me in jail. Everyone wants me to take off my mask. I try to explain to police, to judge: This is my face. No one listens. Now that I am out of jail and back on the street of RICHMOND VA USA, I decide it is time to make a big public apperance, make a big splash, make EVERYONE know that EL MATEMATICO is Richmond #1 luchiste and #1 protect from crime! I love you, RICHMOND! I love Ukrop's! I love fight cancer, fight for charity.

Keep eyes peeled on NBC 12 for live coverage of race and events!

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[20 Jan 2005|01:52am]
[ mood | furioso ]

Tonight, MATEMATICO take a break from patrol to spend quality time with his good friend Robo-Face not_ice. We go to his friend house, and she spend her whole time insulting MATEMATICO. Call him, "Masked Loser" and insult his friends and face. I don't understand. Why people in RICHMOND VA USA so reluctant to accept me as crime-fighter, friend? Everybody in apartment run, hide from MATEMATICO, insult his speaking-- they say, "YOU CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH." I was born in Mexico City! Maybe I don't speak so much around you because you don't appreciate MATEMATICO or how hard it is to protect entire city.

Maybe it is too many cerveza talking, but sometime MATEMATICO wonder if it really worth it to fight crime. I can not stop, because there no HONOR AND GLORY in working for big company, file paper all day, but have so many people hate MATEMATICO, try to kill me on the street is very sad. I wonder what people would do without MATEMATICO, would city even change? Even MATEMATICO have times where he wants to quit. Maybe I call MASCARA SAGRADA or BLONZK and ask what they want to do.

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Patrol report. [18 Jan 2005|02:40pm]
Last night very eventful. MATEMATICO stop a liquor store robbery in Carytown.

Look, here is a picture:

ole!



Everybody very happy, plus--free cervezas para MATEMATICO! How great is this?

Time for afternoon patrol. Make sure nobody is getting hurt. I love RICHMOND, VA!

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Picture! [17 Jan 2005|06:43pm]
MATEMATICO love to take pictures. MATEMATICO also love to have picture drawn, have picture change by la computadora.

Here some pictures my friends in RICHMOND, VA, USA make for EL MATEMATICO since he come to town.

MADE FOR ADVERTISE.

made for get me unbanned from RVA.

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Tonight, my fame grow. [17 Jan 2005|01:33am]
[ mood | lucha ]

OK, OK, so there a lot of rumor around. About what MATEMATICO doing in RICHMOND, VA, USA.

Let me clear for you. MATEMATICO is no a drunk, is no a drug addict. MATEMATICO is a LUCHADOR, dedicate to safe neighborhoods and less crime. That is why journal title is "I smash you with numbers," like I am talking to CRIME and I am about to deliver LA PLANCHA QUE MALA. But people don't understand. They want to make fun, make joke of MATEMATICO and his mission, want to act like I am a joke. A unfunny joke, too, some people saying to me on internet.

To naysayers, I say this: When was the last time you see another person do the thing I try to do? I am no your enemy, I am no a villain. I come to USA to fight crime, save children, make city and neighborhood better for everyone.

But it make no difference. MATEMATICO posts in rva, he get banned for saying the truth about girl who moderate. MATEMATICO post in vcu, he get deleted for "spam." MATEMATICO have not even eaten SPAM since he was a young matematico. I go to punk-rock party and try to make friend, they all want me to take the mask off. Make a joke of my face. I go to party last night to tell the people about my mission (and maybe a story about me beat up a evil Tax-Man and sleep with beautiful nurses from local orphanage) and they all want to laugh at me.

Another thing that confuse: Last night, I am standing outside of JOHNSON HALL talk to some college students about fight crime. A man name "GOAT" with a cape was there, he was wearing tights. So I am standing there, tell the story of MATEMATICO, and la policia come by. I wave hello (I have much respect for policeman) and he stop his car to say "TAKE OFF MASK OR I WILL ARREST YOU." Why? Why is MATEMATICO be harassed by local policia? I had to run very fast to get away--Policeman can't understand, I can't take off mask. I AM MATEMATICO, I am not a man in a mask. This is my face. This is my mission. I am no joke, I am EL MATEMATICO, EL LUCHADOR SUPERIOR!

Time for afternoon patrol. I will not be stop by stupid policemen.

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The Start of a New Era of MATEMATICO! ! ! [13 Jan 2005|10:52pm]
[ mood | lucha ]

Hello Internet Friend and Confidante. It is me, El Matematico. Today, I went down to Richmond Metro Biblioteca and they tell me I could not use secret hideout as the "permanente address" on my paper. Skinny, inferior man at desk says, "Well, you live here all of the time?" I say, "Only when my enemy manage to find something out. Then I go there for protected time." He says, "You have live there for five days a week, minimum." Matematico does not understand--I try to trust them with information so sensitive as location of hideout, they say no? This is hard to believe much like watching my father lose his mask to the BLUE DEMON was, it make no sense but you try to wrap head around it, you get mix result.

I gave up and use internet instead. After I make this journal, I use "GOOGLE" and find out, there are very few page of MATEMATICO on internet. I find some auction for replica masks like this one and this other one on Mercado Libre, but neither of them are as perfect as the mask I wear from my father. It is not the same as these mask on internet--it is only a "0," "3," "9" on the sides, with white trim around eyes and mouth. Plain, silver face. No extra numbers. I need to head back to MCX to pick up gauntlets, "2" and "3" that my father make for his original suit, then maybe find new pants.

MATEMATICO has been spending so much time on furnishing new apartment, new hideout in sub-basement of abandoned dairy factory that he has very little $$USD for more suit thing. It is better I use old suit anyway...there is history in old spandex, as old Lucha saying goes.

Until next time...

FROM PARTS UNKNOWN,

EL MATEMATICO

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