El Matematico! ([info]el_matematico) wrote,
@ 2005-01-18 14:40:00
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Patrol report.
Last night very eventful. MATEMATICO stop a liquor store robbery in Carytown.

Look, here is a picture:

ole!



Everybody very happy, plus--free cervezas para MATEMATICO! How great is this?

Time for afternoon patrol. Make sure nobody is getting hurt. I love RICHMOND, VA!


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[info]yummychummy
2005-01-18 08:28 pm UTC (link)
great job matematico!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Gracias, "yummychummy."

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[info]admiralb
2005-01-18 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful, matematico. Too bad I live in VA Beach. But I have many friends in Richmond, glad to know they will be safe.

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-18 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Yes, Admiral Blueface, your Richmond friend very safe. MATEMATICO never falter.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-18 10:00 pm UTC (link)
What is your email address matematico? Crime Solvers wants to reward you!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
el.matematico@gmail.com is E-mail account for MATEMATICO. I need no reward, Anonymous Crime Solver. I only need to know I protect RICHMOND VA USA.

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[info]skronk
2005-01-19 01:42 am UTC (link)
Yes Matematico, I only need to know you protect Richmond, VA also. I have felt much safer ever since I learned of your Luchador justice!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 02:57 am UTC (link)
I am glad, "SKRONK." But it look like you hold a huge shoe, with which you can deal you own "SKRONK JUSTICE."

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[info]admiralb
2005-01-19 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Look closer matematico, huge shoe is actually just green pepper. Skonk is only one foot tall, needs much protection.

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Ah, OK. Now everything make sense.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-19 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Check your gmail brave one! The struggles and triumphs of El Matematico must be heard around the world!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I see. We will do this.

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[info]evil_shorty
2005-01-18 10:37 pm UTC (link)
You are truly Richmond's greatest protector! (much braver than la policia)

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 12:45 am UTC (link)
You flatter me, "Evil Shorty."

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[info]tenshirei
2005-01-19 12:23 am UTC (link)
A win for justice and cerveza!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 12:45 am UTC (link)
Si, Ms. Flashy-Hat!

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[info]hello_jaime
2005-01-19 04:40 am UTC (link)
free cervezas?! if you need a side kick let me know!!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 01:29 pm UTC (link)
I can not have "side-kick." I can not put innocent citizen in danger when fighting crime.

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[info]ergie
2005-01-19 05:40 am UTC (link)
I walked around VCU for many hours today and did not see you on patrol! Why were you not around, Matematico??

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-19 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Matematico sleep all day yesterday after saving liquor store. Put 3 and 0 together, ERGIE.

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[info]ergie
2005-01-19 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I see, I did not know you were naping. And I horrible at math, senior matematico. Perhaps if my store is ever robbed, you will be there to save us.

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-20 03:43 am UTC (link)
Yes, MATEMATICO love NAP as much as JUSTICE and HONOR AND GLORY. Maybe now you know the truth, "ERGIE."

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[info]protoclown
2005-01-20 06:00 am UTC (link)
Brilliant!

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-20 06:39 am UTC (link)
You seem angry, Red-Hair KIBOSH. What is the problem?

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[info]protoclown
2005-01-21 04:27 am UTC (link)
I am full of fiery RAGE that you have been banned from [info]rva group, friend lucha.

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[info]el_matematico
2005-01-21 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Yes, MATEMATICO is very angry too. I don't understand why everyone hate MATEMATICO FIGHT CRIME.

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